Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
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the last one.
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| FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO | |
| AVENGERS ASSEMBLE | |
| HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT | |
| SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA | |
| WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS | |
| TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS | |
| DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS | |
| DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS | |
| POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY | |
| TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON | |
| DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER | |
| PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS | |
| NATIONS GET THE PASTA | |
| HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER | |
| TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL | |
| GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES | |
| YOUKAI READY THE DANMAKU | |
| GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS | |
| SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES | |
| SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE | |
| FANGIRLS START SCREAMING | |
| WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME! |
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I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.
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They’re back?! #BNs
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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| graham: | if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up |
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| on ireland performance: | good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers. |
| graham on montenegro: | the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro |
| montenegro: | we have to be brief, don’t we? |
| graham: | yes |
| graham: | (man standing in front of the eiffel tower) I think we are in france now, no way to tell really |
| graham: | i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman. |
| petra: | we're half through voting now |
| graham: | oh that's depressing |
| estonia: | shows up |
| graham: | is he standing outside a prison? |
| albania: | petra you look gorgeous tonight! |
| graham: | better than you |
| albanian guy: | (singing) should i live, should i die without your love-- |
| graham: | you should leave |
| eric: | i'll help you to the bathroom |
| graham: | don't do that eric, that's how rumours start |
| germany: | we're having so much fun!!!1! |
| graham: | speak for yourself |
| dude: | breathes |
| graham: | oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up |
| petra: | azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now! |
| graham: | god, please, no |
| denmark: | winning |
| graham: | busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1! |
| voting after denmark has won: | proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk |
| graham: | can someone please tell her she can't win now |
| graham: | oh flowers now, marvellous |
| graham: | my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice |
(Source: hijabbindex, via loveaholics-anonymous)
| Alex Gaskarth: | "You are, the most important person in the world. Every single one of you. Don’t let anybody tell you differently." |
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| Austin Carlile: | “If there’s someone who’s telling you that you’re not good enough, you are. If someone doesn’t like you for who you are, you can tell them to deal with it or get out of your life." |
| Derek Sanders: | "You're something to remember." |
| Kellin Quinn: | “Wrists are for bracelets, not for cutting.” |
| Matty Mullins: | "Being mistreated is NEVER ok. You deserve to be happy." |
| Vic Fuentes: | "Just wait it out. Things won't be bad forever, I promise you. It's going to be okay." |
| Jeremy McKinnon: | "Leave no words unspoken, and save regrets for the broken." |
| Josh Franceschi: | Calm down sweetheart, no reason to cry over chicken nuggets. |
Tonight there are two sides on tumblr: Europe and the rest of the world
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yall:
I created this because my best friend and I are taking a trip to London! We hope to come back to the states fully British.
I had to cut it up into individual images because of tumblr’s compression… If you really need to view this as one whole image, you can do so here.
Who the fuck calls a scarf a muffler are you serious. Also like, it’s rarely called a butty unless it has chips inside? We understand sandwich? We say sandwich?
Quite possibly one of the most ignorant pieces of bullshittery I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I wasn’t aware this slang/these words were only used in London. They’re used the entire lenth and breadth of the UK. Learn this shit before you put pen to paper.
pissing myself laughing at the prospect of someone from the USA saying “I REALLY SPLASHED OUT AND SPENT ALL MY DOSH ON A CUPPA AND A BUTTY WOW NOW I’M ZONKED CHEERIO”
You guys are possibly way too offended by this
They call cupcakes fairy cakes. THEY CALL CUPCAKES FREAKIN FAIRY CAKES!!!! AS IF i DIDN’T LIKE THE BRITISH LINGO ALREADY! GOT DAMMIT. FAIRY CAKES!
I used to say some of the these until US got a hold of me. It took me the longest time to say gas instead of fuel. I still say pavement and sometimes gutted and fancy.
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I really, really need to get the Eurovision album.
I want that cute song with the Jason Mraz guy with his cute ‘lil smile.
summary of today: dubstep vampires, men in skirts singing about alcohol, growing dresses, lesbians, dancing meatballs, thor, fairy shakira, and swedish anime
thanks europe
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If two girls kissing offends you, you should grow up.
Graham Norton at Eurovision 2013 (via gayathrik1611)
